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They're not even pretending anymore.

 

In Order To Form A More Undemocratic Union

Florida continues is purge of those pesky, dusky voters who might cast a ballot for the Kenyan Usurper.

UPDATE:  A ray of sunshine in the Sunshine State:  Florida's onerous voter registration laws are ruled unconstitutional. 

The Full Wingnut

Iowa's GOP strips off the veneer of civility, reason, and thoughtfulness to reveal the naked insanity of the modern Republican Party in all its fleshy glory!

I could post excerpts, but it is so chockablock filled with insane, far right fringe reactionariness and boogeymen that I'd be typing all day.  Read it for yourself and bask in the lunacy!

Flipping Like A Pancake, Popping Like A Cork

There is absolutly nothing that Mitt Romney will not lie about.

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney often finds himself on the defensive in Rust Belt states for having been against the government's auto bailout, which many credit with saving the industry. Now he is taking a new tack on the issue: He is taking credit for the industry's rebound.

The Purge Continues

Dick Lugar gets teabagged.  Never mind his generally high "conservative" ratings. How DARE he try to work with demoncrats to try and get things done!!11!!

Another reason why its pointless to try and reach a compromise with the modern republican party.  They aren't interested, and the few remaining senators who understand the concept of The Grand Bargian are being eliminated by purity tests.

I like what John Cole had to say about it: 

“Reasonable Republicans” everywhere will have to think of a new excuse for why they are remaining in a party of fanatics, bigots, homophobes, and fascists.

Santorum Strikeout

Willard took all three of yesterday's primaries.  Is it time for Santorum to bow out?  Little Ricky says he's not going anywhere though.

Mitt Romney has taken a stride closer to the Republican presidential nomination by winning primaries in Wisconsin, Maryland and Washington DC.

He routed his main rival Rick Santorum in Maryland, winning nearly 50% of the vote, and appeared set for a five-point victory in Wisconsin.

Mr Santorum, who has faced calls to bow out of the race in the name of party unity, defiantly vowed to fight on.

After Romney's wins yesterday, I suspect its time for Mittens to say something remarkably out of touch, like he's helping the economy by employing an elevator operator for the car lift in his new house, or how grateful he is that he doesn't have to worry about what to wear, since his valet takes care for that for him.  

 

An Interesting Proposal

Treating political advertisment the same way we treat cigarette advertising.

Just When I Think....

...that Team Romney might be on the verge of putting this thing away, either he, or in this case, someone on the campaign staff, says something remarkably stupid and tailor-made for his opponents' use.

Romney Romps, Routs Rivals

I don't think he's quite put it away, but Santorum's recent insensitive comments probably make the path quite a bit easier.  So long as Ricky's and Newt's sugar daddies continue to fund them, I don't see anyone dropping out.

That SHOULD Finish His Campaign

If anything will kill off Little Ricky's chance at the Republican nomination, it should be this.

"I don't care what the unemployment rate is going to be. It doesn't matter to me."

That of course, is assuming a normal, rational electorate, and there is nothing normal or rational about the modern Republican party.

(via Spork)