Willard took all three of yesterday's primaries. Is it time for Santorum to bow out? Little Ricky says he's not going anywhere though.
Mitt Romney has taken a stride closer to the Republican presidential nomination by winning primaries in Wisconsin, Maryland and Washington DC.
He routed his main rival Rick Santorum in Maryland, winning nearly 50% of the vote, and appeared set for a five-point victory in Wisconsin.
Mr Santorum, who has faced calls to bow out of the race in the name of party unity, defiantly vowed to fight on.
After Romney's wins yesterday, I suspect its time for Mittens to say something remarkably out of touch, like he's helping the economy by employing an elevator operator for the car lift in his new house, or how grateful he is that he doesn't have to worry about what to wear, since his valet takes care for that for him.