Shorter George Will...

Wisconsin residents shouldn't be allowed to exercise their rights to recall an elected official if it hurts George Will's fee-fee's. 

It even includes a hilarious "statistic!"

A January poll found that even 17 percent of Democrats think recalls are justified only by criminal behavior, not policy differences.

Meaning that 83% are fully aware that recall is a political process. 

UPDATE:  What is it with Republicans and voter suppression??

Reports coming into our call center have confirmed that Walker’s allies just launched a massive wave of voter suppression calls to recall petition signers. Here is what people are receiving across Wisconsin:

“If you signed the recall petition, your job is done and you don’t need to vote on Tuesday.”