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Trophy Returned

Former Mayor Luke Ravenstahl returned the Waterford crystal Steelers trophy.  The trophy was a gift to the City of Pittsburgh following the Steelers 2006 Super Bowl win.

....sources confirm former mayor Luke Ravenstahl and his attorney Chuck Porter met with the FBI a little over a week ago, and at that time, Ravenstahl returned the trophy.

Sources confirm the FBI still has the trophy....

Sources confirm that Ravenstahl believes his name is being ruined, that he’s been slandered and significant lies have been spread about him regarding what may or may not be missing from his office.

Um, Luke?  No one has to slander you.  You're doing a fine job all by yourself.  I'll add that if an accusation is true, it isn't slander.

 

Little Luke The Ludicrous

So let me see if I understand this:  Incoming Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto enters his new office, and finds a computer monitor, a keyboard, mouse, and cables, but no CPU.  He alerts the authorities.  Several days later, the CPU is returned by one of former mayor Luke Ravenstahl's lackeys.  Ravenstahl's attorney explains that Li'l Lukie took the CPU home, because he was afraid that Peduto would hide the computer and try to blame Luke.

Ummm, What?  How old is Ravenstahl?  Six?  No wonder editorial cartoonist Bob Rogers portrayed him as a kid with a juice box.

Meantime, how much you want to bet that Li'l Lukie gave the CPU to the 9 year old nerdy kid down the street with instructions to erase the hard drive?