Froth Slosh B'Gosh

And In The Second Round....

The Cardinals select...Jorge Bergoglio!

What position does he play, and can he hit the curveball?

Things I Did Not Know

The Pope can resign.

So what happens now?  Is there an old popes home somewhere?  Does he go back to being a cardinal?  After decades of celibacy, is he now free to go on a debauched spree in Thailand or Amsterdam??